Diverted Traffic through Penyffordd

At the drop of a hat Flintshire Highways put some yellow signs up. We are closing the roads for resurfacing. We will divert all these noisy idiots through Chester Road, Penyffordd.

You mention the fact that we are a village with a bypass and could you possibly send all the heavy noisy lorries and cars along the by pass instead and you are looked with incredulity.

Perhaps a noisy protest with recorded sound tapes of the loud lorries played on my loud car stereo outside Charles Hughes' house at 4 in the morning. I will do a couple of weeks in jail to raise the profile.
Although normally it takes quite a bit of protesting to get you to jail. Don't mind the jail bit on my CV.