Chaos can open baby gates, clever!
My golfing friend's dog is a leg humper. It's a male thing. Thursday night an English Bull Terrier called Chaos has to see the Dog Behaviorist as he is driving everyone around the twist because of his constant desire to hump legs.
The behaviorist is a lady in an E-type Jaguar. True to type he starts bonking her leg as soon as she comes through the door.
The punk couple could have been invented by Harry Enfield.
This behavior is the result of the young owners, dog owners should have to read a manual on how dogs see the world, perhaps Haynes should do one. In our house we have a dictatorship, the dog has a hierarchy with Dolly the dog at number 2, we are not sure where Lisa's place is in the hierarchy.
A strategy is called for.
a. He goes in the sin bin if he starts
b. He is given lots of exercise pulling a bike around.
Eventually they have to go for the nuclear option C. So he trots into the vets for castration. Shown in full for the audience. I have a shot of his testicles in a dish but I will spare you.
The result a lovely family pet.
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