Good Financial Advice

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95.

With HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50,

£1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5,

but if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Link The Spectator

Postscript. Rather than giving £214 away, crush your cans and go to Chadwicks in Sandycroft. They have rufty tufty lads but the business is run by a lady.

ps I hate Tennents Lager................................