Flintshire County Councillor reported to North Wales Police

for using County Council photocopier for election use which is illegal. They are not saying who it is but the Chester Chronicle know who it is.
It's no one from Penyffordd is it?

All a bit silly really as you get election expenses of £600 per person.
* I am of course completely wrong on this. Greed sees the £600 but fails to to read the detail which say expenses will not be re-embursed. You do however have to send in the expenses form.
This is where Peter Hain came unstuck with the failure to mention £106,000 on his expenses form.

The rules with regards becoming a councillor are fragmented. I got Lisa to phone up last week because I wasn't sure of rules. Even after looking at the website given by Flintshire County Council I was still unsure. Its dead easy to walk into bother with the election authorities. Over paying people to deliver leaflets, honest criticism being labelled a smear, not having the correct wording on your leaflets.

As mentioned previously I got a communication from Flintshire County Council with 2 weeks to go discussing what to have on your literature. If I was having 4 colours with this, that and the other on it would have been printed by then

Torquil the Goat

This is Torquil the goat. He belongs to a Witch that Lisa and myself know. We went to see her Friday afternoon. She lives near Oswestry in Shropshire. Torquil has been stuffed!

The Chronicle having trouble with Geography

Rant relief. The Chronicle continues to do howlers. An article by Mike Brennan in The Guide in The Chronicle doing a restaurant review. The article about The Griffin in Mynydd Isa. As any fule kno The Griffin shown is in Mold!

Journalistic Standards at The Chronicle fall

Spot the mistake.
Good to see Max , Mark's son is making progress with his illness.

Another Whinge

We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still don't do anything.

Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and what he says was his future daughter-in-law, but nothing has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay. Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army, but are always seen out in nightclubs.

The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of control.

Who'd live near Windsor Castle, eh?

Cyber Bullying

Click here.
Warning! It shows Gordon Brown's willy and tattoo.
The tattoo isn't on his willy!

A Very Important Person

I've been out twice this week where my appearance on the front of The Evening Leader for some regretted remarks on my blog whilst in a state of anger has stimulated talk from quite a few people. Someone joked today that Chief Constable Richard Brunstrom will be after me with his tazer.

It appears I have achieved local celebrity status. All it requires is a knock on the door for my attendance down the Police Station for a caution or charge and I will be on the phone to Max Clifford. I'll get Lisa to ask the officer if she can take a photo of me being led away in handcuffs.
I'll come quietly guys.

ps. I don't fancy being on the receiving end of a tazer even if it is a photo opportunity, I''ll leave that to The Chief Constable.

Girls I like

Lisa found this for me, a bit of a change from the grey stuff. May be best to run through once then re-run. Look at the old man's face.


I also like skinnies (sorry slim). Intelligence and character over looks, especially mature.

Some Rules just melt away

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Some Lesson's from a Legendary Blogger

Steve Jobs is the head of Apple Computers. The blog below is by someone who pretended to be writing Steve Jobs' Daily Blog. I think required reading for myself just in case Flintshire County Council pull up short with their traffic calming of Chester Rd, Penyfford.

Click here.

The Phishers come fast and furious

This morning emails from :-

Halifax Bank Plc
Bank of America


My Lottery win and the 10 viagra adverts

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Humorous Story about a Woman's Mind

Husbands For Sale

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman
may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .... you may choose any man
from
a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go
back
down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love dogs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love dogs, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love dogs, love kids, and are extremely
good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love dogs, love kids, are drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love dogs, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice day!

Chaos the Serial Leg Humper

Chaos can open baby gates, clever!

My golfing friend's dog is a leg humper. It's a male thing. Thursday night an English Bull Terrier called Chaos has to see the Dog Behaviorist as he is driving everyone around the twist because of his constant desire to hump legs.
The behaviorist is a lady in an E-type Jaguar. True to type he starts bonking her leg as soon as she comes through the door.
The punk couple could have been invented by Harry Enfield.

This behavior is the result of the young owners, dog owners should have to read a manual on how dogs see the world, perhaps Haynes should do one. In our house we have a dictatorship, the dog has a hierarchy with Dolly the dog at number 2, we are not sure where Lisa's place is in the hierarchy.

A strategy is called for.
a. He goes in the sin bin if he starts
b. He is given lots of exercise pulling a bike around.

Eventually they have to go for the nuclear option C. So he trots into the vets for castration. Shown in full for the audience. I have a shot of his testicles in a dish but I will spare you.

The result a lovely family pet.

Click here to see Victoria humped
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The Weekly Game is off

The white bit fell off!

A text at 6.15 am. He's not keen. The Northop Marshes have been filling up nicely. 12 inches yesterday and 6 inches over night. I think wimp and turn over (I'm the wimp really). When I finally arise I see his executive decision has been correct. Do I fix the dishwasher and the washing machine? Lisa has been having to do the washing the old fashioned way. Or do I start building my Ark?
Meanwhile the traffic flies through the village. I await Charles' traffic calming measures.................
How long a go was that meeting?
Council's live in a world of their own financed with our money. It's time for a revolution.

Postscript. On of my wood screws has jammed the water pump on the washing machine. I normally find washing machines a mystery but the Haynes Manual on washing machines gives you a sequence and method of tracking faults down.
The machine cycle would not go to spin, it took two hours to find. Good job we haven't got laminate flooring!
The impeller has sheared off. I've glued it back on with araldite, although araldite and plastic do not get on with one another. A new pump about £60 delivered. If I had got someone else to do it, it could have got to £150. You can buy a new machine for £200.
Dish Washer went bang with smoke. Someone has given us a newer one which I will plumb in tomorrow.

Mark Tami MP makes a call to Flintshire Residents

to tidy up their hedges and gardens to make Flintshire a showcase to people visiting The Eisteddfod, I have some work to do.....................
Postscript; changed my mind due to the trafic.

DIY Traffic Calming in Albania

Click here
It works better than what we have at present.
My personal preference would be for a row of bricks. Northop Golf Club has a particular savage traffic calming system just fine for outside Penyffordd Post Office.

Perfect Traffic Calming for Chester Rd Penyffordd

A visit to Bangor yesterday revealed these.

Postman's Legs For Sale

Dog chews at a car boot sale.

Mark Tami and Carl Sargeant Surgery Penyffordd

Friday July 13th , 2.00pm to 3.00pm
Penyffordd Institute.
The photo taken through the glass of the notice board with a phone camera. Carl's photo looks like the current dictator of Syria President Assad. This might come in handy as Chief Whip.